Review by Jeff Hudson
Directed by: Jonathan Gorman & Thomas Edward Seymour
Starring:
Leah Ford/Jenny
Sheri Lynn/Suzy
Debbie Rochon/Miss Johnson
Thomas Edward Seymour/Phil
Plot:
On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.
Acting:
The acting in this flick is horrible, all of the girls at the party are annoying as fuck and you don’t care if they get killed off at all, oh wait yes you do, you want them to die fast so the movie will end sooner. Debbie Rochon(Miss Johnson) has a small role but doesn’t offer much, Sheri Lynn(Suzie) was ok as the non popular girl but offered more than anyone else in this film.
Gore:
Bloodbath? Nope but we get a cleaver to the stomach, some off screen kills, slit throats, some stabbing, and a skill saw to the stomach, it’s not a bloodbath but some of the stuff is ok.
T & A:
We get 5 pairs of boobs I believe, I lost count at one time, and some dudes butt cracks.
Directing:
Jonathan and Thomas did a shitastic job of making this a horrible movie to sit through, there was bad lighting, the acting blew, and all of the jokes were fucking stupid.
Soundtrack:
We get some bad rock music by the band White Lyger, and there posters are all over the movie, lame.
Final thoughts:
With the title Bikini Bloodbath you cant hope for a lot but I at least would think there would lots of gore and a ok story to go with it, but no we get a movie filled with annoying men and women, horrid comedy, and its pretty tame on the blood. I would say stay away from this movie if you can even find it. I give it a 3/10.