Boa Vs. Python (2004)
Review by Jeff Hudson


Directed by: David Flores

Starring:
David Hewlett/Emmett
Jamie Bergman/Monica
Kirk B.R. Woller/Agent Sharpe
Adamo Palladino/Broddick

Plot:
After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!

Acting:
This movie had really bad acting in general, even for a direct to DVD film it was horrible, no one in this movie seemed to give a shit and it just made the movie that much worse.

Gore:
We get some off screen kills, dude gets bit in half by snakes, horrid cgi snakes, and a snake getting ran over by a train.

T & A:
Well we get 4 pairs of boobs here, but it don’t make this movie any better to sit through.

Directing:
David tried to shoot this movie like it was a big budgeted blockbuster movie, but all in all it was a shitty b movie, so yea David you fail.

Soundtrack:
The score here was way over done for this low budget flick.

Final thoughts:
This was a real horrible b movie that was painful to sit through, the acting was bad, the cgi sucked mega ass like most low budget sci-fi/horror movies do. I would say stay far away from this garbage. I give it a 3/10.