Review by Jeff Hudson
Directed by: Seth Landau
Starring:
Seth Landau/Jonathan
Tom Noga/Frenchette
Tiffany Shepis/Cindy
Candy Stanton/Nicole
Plot:
In the early 90s, a 32 year old psychotherapist began to suspect that his small Arizona community was being taken over by a homicidal religious cult known as The Bryans. His entire ordeal was captured on camcorder footage and security tapes. They are the video musings of a highly disturbed young man. This is what was recovered.
Acting:
The acting in this movie sucked ass, Seth Landau(Jonathan) was a lame ass lead character, he didn’t look like he wanted to be in this movie at all, Tiffany Shepis(Cindy) was also pretty lame, and we get cameos from Tony Todd and George Wendt.
Gore:
We don’t get any blood other than an arm being bit, very shitty.
T & A:
Not a thing here..
Directing:
Seth did a nice job making this look like it was shot all on shitty cameras, but we don’t get any cool shots, or good lighting.
Soundtrack:
This was meant to be real so we don’t get a score, or any music.
Final thoughts:
Bryan Loves You is a very misleading movie, first off they make a big deal by saying Tony Todd and George Wendt are in this movie when we only see them for like 1 minute, and then they go into it saying shit like if you are squeamish or have a hard time with disturbing shit you shouldn’t watch this film, when there is nothing at all disturbing in this movie. I would say stay far away from this flick it is very boring and dull. I give it a 2/10.