Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Review by Jeff Hudson

Directed by: Caleb Emerson
Starring:
Geoff Mosher/Baron Nefarious
Gary Ugarek/Gary
Pippi Zornoza/Violet
Jamie Gillis/Stavros
Plot:
Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet -- caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves!
Acting:
The acting in this movie is so over top and poorly acted, but it’s supposed to be that way, Much like a troma flick it was enjoyable to watch.
Gore:
We get lots of good stuff here, head’s cut off, flesh eating, ripped off balls, ripped out guts, blown up heads, bit of fingers, and a guy getting stabbed, mucho fun stuff here.
T & A:
Holy shit we get 8 pairs of knockers, and 3 bush shots, and the ladies get a big rubber dick.
Directing:
Caleb did a great job making this fun to watch troma like flick, can’t wait to see more of his stuff.
Soundtrack:
We get some metal and rockabilly music.
Final thoughts:
This was a fun film to watch, a good flick to watch if your not in the mood for something serious, anyone that is a fan of troma movies would probably like this, I would say give this one a try you shouldn’t be disappointed. I give it a 7/10.