Meat for Satans Icebox
Review by Jeff

Directed by: David Silvio

Starring:
Crystal Aura/Cindy Cacatelli
Dennis M. Kusluch/Christian
David Anthony/Cain
Tiffany Apan/Janet Cavatelli

Plot:
Cindy Cavatelli's life is in shambles after she witnesses her mother's death at the hands of savage slaughterhouse fiends. Cindy and another youth, Christian, try to flee the terrible town, but find themselves, like Hansel and Gretel, in the bowels of the slaughterhouse, where they experience sadistic torture and sexual perversions while they are helplessly held captive in the clutches of the cannibalistic workers.

Acting:
The acting in this film is gut wrenching to watch, Crystal Aura(Cindy) is a horrible actress and very annoying to watch, Dennis Kusluch(Christian) is awful and I cant imagine someone casting this guy and being like wow he is the perfect role for this film, but then again he is perfect for this shitty film. We also get a cameo for Troma’s own Lloyd Kaufman, he is always great in his cameo roles.

Gore:
This would be the bright spot of the movie, we get stabbing, guts ripped out, hanging, a slit throat, head cut off, biting, cut off balls, the blood fly’s here.

T & A:
We get 1 pair early on in the movie, and by the cover of the film you would think it’s full of nudity, guess not.

Directing:
I don’t know how much David had to make this movie but I sure hope it wasn’t more than 10$ cause that’s how shitty it looked, the only bright spot was the good gore in the film.

Soundtrack:
We get a rock type score that sounded real bad, the quality was real shitty.

Final thoughts:
I have to be honest, this movie was real hard to get through, I had to pause it several times to take a break from the shittyness of the film, the acting was so bad, some of the worst I have ever seen, the only thing that was good was the gore. I give it a 2/10.