Motocross Zombies From Hell (2007)
Review by Jeff

Directed by: G.R.

Starring:
Dave Competello/Tom
Rachel Diana/Lori
Jason McClain/Cody

Plot:
Up and coming motocross racer Cody is on the hottest winning streak of his career a streak that threatens to unseat the undefeated riders on team Skullz. Little does Cody know that this team's riders have an edge, they are Zombies! Cody and his tuner Tom and friend Lori get more than they bargained for when during the biggest motocross race of the season the Zombies and their un-dead manager Ivan target them for elimination of the deadliest kind. In Motocross Zombies from Hell it takes more than a fast bike to win! It takes guts and a shotgun to survive!

Acting:
The acting in this film is very annoying, Dave Competello(Tom) was ok probably the less annoying of the actors, Rachel Diana(Lori) got on my nerves so bad, she says the word baby way to much and bugged the shit out of me, Jason McClain(Cody) was good as the typical motocross rider, it didn’t look like he needed to try to hard for his role.

Gore:
Where was it? Yea this is a zombie movie lacking the zombies and gore, we get some gunshots, and some flesh eating that you don’t really get to see.

T & A:
Not a single thing here, meh.

Directing:
G.R. guess he is too cool to use his real name or he just doesn’t want people to know his real name because of the shit ass films he puts out didn’t add a lot to this movie other than super long boring scenes that don’t add anything what so ever to the movie.

Soundtrack:
Well there are Motocross riders so we get some late 90’s nu metal music, yea dude rock on…. Not.

Final thoughts:
This was a pretty painful movie to watch, with the horrible acting, lack of zombies, not a lot on the gore side, and with a title called Motocross Zombie From Hell I was looking forward to a cheesy horror/comedy to watch, but instead I got a shitty movie that tries to be serious. I would say stay far away from this movie. I give it a 2/10.