Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001)
Review by Jeff Hudson


Directed by: Chris Seaver

Starring:
Missy Donatuti/Mulva
Chris Seaver/Mr. Bonejack
Callie The Hut/Cassie
Debbie Rochon/Lady McPouchsweat

Plot:
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker follows the misadventures of a chocolate addicted young girl celebrating Halloween with a bizarre assortment of characters including the aforementioned Bonejack a cross between Bill Cosby and Don King who saves the day by helping kick some zombie backside!

Acting:
The acting in this film was pretty bad, Missy Donatuti(Mulva) was real annoying, but I guess she was supposed to be, Chris Seaver(Mr. Bonejack) was pretty funny and added some good stuff to the flick, and we get some cameos from Debbie Rochon, and Lloyd Kaufman.

Gore:
There is quite a bit of gore here, we get a face punched in, some gut munching, lots of squirting blood, ripped off arm, stabbing, eyes gouged out, some biting action, ripped out heart, and a ripped out tongue.

T & A:
Not a thing here.

Directing:
This was one of early LBP films that Chris did and you could tell it, the camera work was pretty bad and the effects were ok, but it understandable because of it’s budget.

Soundtrack:
We get some cool ska music, and a few other tunes here and there.

Final thoughts:
I’m a huge LBP fan and with that being said this is one I didn’t really care for. The story wasn’t that great and the characters were way to annoying, and I get Mulva was meant to be but it was too much. If you are a fan of LBP give it a try. I give it a 5/10.