Santa Claws (1996)
Review by Jeff
Directed by: John A. Russo
Starring:
Debbie Rochon/Raven
Grant Cramer/Wayne
John Mowod/Eric
Marilyn Eastman/Mrs. Quinn
Plot:
Raven Quinn is a scream queen with a couple of problems... her marriage is falling apart and her next door neighbor is not the nice guy he seems to be. You see, he is obsessed with Raven and wants to do anything to make her happy. This includes anyone he feels is exploiting her in even the slightest way. He gets nuttier and nuttier and eventually begins dressing up like Santa Claus and killing people with a claw.
Acting:
The acting in this film was ok, Debbie Rochon(Raven) was real good probably a lot better than a lot of the films I have seen her in, Grant Cramer(Wayne) was awesome he really seemed like he could be a crazy ass stalker, the rest of the cast was just there nothing special to talk about.
Gore:
The gore was real lame, the blood looked real weak I don’t know what the deal was here, but we get some gunshots, some claw action, and some strangling.
T & A:
Tis the season to be jolly we get 4 pairs of boobs, and 2 bush shots, ladies you get nothing for Christmas.
Directing:
I can’t say a lot of positive stuff that John did here, the plot was good and I think the movie could have been a lot better than what it was, but the acting was not that great and the camera work and lighting was nothing special at all. I also want to point out that some of the scenes where they are talking you can tell it’s done on a stage.
Soundtrack:
We get some shitty as rock music that is played over and over, and I think there was a score somewhere here.
Final thoughts:
This is a movie I would say could have been a lot better cause the plot seemed good, but I cant recommend this film to anyone unless you are a die hard Debbie Rochon fan. All this movie offers is shitty acting, tits, and yea that’s it, even the blood is a joke here. I give it a 4/10.