Satan’s Cannibal Holocaust (2007)
Review by Jeff Hudson


Directed by: Jim Wayer

Starring:
Sheila Thiele/Kelly
Mike Ketcher/Mr. Caldwell
Ashleigh Schremmer/Kayla
Gus Stevenson/Larry

Plot:
Kelly, a young journalist, is working on her next big article about her father, the local mayor. It is a seemingly innocent piece on the wonderful things being done for the community. Little does she know that the deeper she digs, the closer she comes to a secret which lurks beneath the streets of her peaceful city a secret many will kill to protect. Soon, the violence erupts in the subterranean catacombs. Shrieks of terror echo through the tunnels as the gore gushes forth. Innocent victims are held captive and brutalized. Naked bodies are torn open and eaten. Here, beneath the city, an evil is growing and Kelly will witness firsthand the horror of Satan’s Cannibal Holocaust.

Acting:
The acting in this film is pretty bad, Sheila Thiele(Kelly) does her best with what a shit role she has so I don’t blame her totally, Ashleigh Schremmer(Kayla) is so annoying in this movie and they make her out to be this hot girl dressed in school girl attire but in fact she is pretty ugly and her laugh is enough to make me slit my throat, the rest of the cast are just there nothing to say about them.

Gore:
The gore here is ok but nothing to great, we get some cutting, a slit throat, a steak to the leg, head ripped off, some flesh eating, and a gunshot.

T & A:
We get 3 pairs of boobs and a bush shot, but most of the time they are covered in blood, not my cup of tea.

Directing:
I cant say Jim really did anything special for this film other than making a lousy movie, no cool camera shots, the lighting was dull, and the looks of it were pretty bad.

Soundtrack:
We get some metal/rock music here and there and that’s about it.

Final thoughts:
Wow where do I start here, well first off the title of the film has nothing to do with the original Cannibal Holocaust or it’s nothing like that movie at all so rule that out, and it seems everyone in this movie is meant to be all metal looking because it has to do with Satan, and the narrator throughout this movie is fucking annoying as hell, along with the bad acting I would say stay away from this movie it is very bad. I give it a 2/10.