The Slaughterhouse Massacre (2005)
Review by Jeff Hudson

Directed by: Paul Gagne'
Starring:
Stephani Wells/Mandy
Cory Nelson/Darwin
Plot:
Marty Sickle was accused of murdering a young girl inside the old slaughterhouse where he quietly lived and worked, but Marty was acquitted due to lack of evidence. Soon after, four college kids brutally hung Marty in revenge of the girl's death, but his body was never found. Now legend has it that every year on the anniversary of Marty's death, that if you sit near the spot where he was hung and say a rhyme three times, Marty will come back and kill anyone who steps foot in his slaughterhouse, but nobody has ever tried it UNTIL NOW!
Acting:
The acting in this flick was pretty horrible, there was not really anyone to count on since they are all just annoying disposable teens that you want to see dead. It is pretty sad that they couldn’t give you at least one character that seemed likeable.
Gore:
We get some stabbings, a guy ripped in half(this was the highlight of the flick), some cut off heads and a few other goodies.
T & A:
We get 3 pairs of boobies, I guess this is where all the money went.
Directing:
Paul did a wonderful job making this into a generic, straight to DVD slasher flick, on a side note the editing really improved nothing.
Soundtrack:
The score was not too bad but nothing that stood out at the same time.
Final thoughts:
The Slaughterhouse Massacre was nothing special, it’s just another low budget slasher flick that goes strait to the video shelf to get lost with the 20 other to come out that week. I would say you can skip this one you wont be missing anything. I give it a 2/10.